Well, my man, now may I have the word?
Who wants to be down? Nobody.
You want to be down? Of course not.
So don't play smart...
I don't say that you should be dumb, not that...
But if you want to survive here in Sarajevo, just don't play smart. Ever.
Is that clear?
Look, my man, that's the golden rule.
You get it, ha?
Be tough with woman.
It's like you're all smiles outside, but you don't give up on anything.
Just push your thing. That's the formula of success.
Was dad giving you a lecture again?
Of course. Who will if not me?
Did he learn you how to get back home?
Haven't made it to that lesson yet, but workin' on it.
Cabbage is for dinner.
Start without me, I am busy as hell.
Genuine... from my house.
What up?
What's the difference between 7 blondes and 3 goats?
Dunno.
4.
Heard that one before.
And it's not even funny.
It is to me. Very funny.
It's not.
Why are you so pushy?
Who, me? No way.
You are always contra to all.
If I say the world's round, you'd say it's flat.
Who says it was round?
See, you're out of your mind.
It's the thing from school, like, if one go straight, and only straight
will eventually end up at the same place he started from.
That's right.
That's shit. Show me anyone who ever went in a straight line
and ended up in the same place.
IT'S HARD TO BE NICE
It's the guy for rip-off.
Dresden, east Germany... -Yea.
No one does east Germany.
Bro, they are unified now.
Right, but big fish is in the west and cheap bastards stayed back east.
This is safe bet.
Let me look.
Easy, bro. Everything for a price.
Here, the guestbook.
This Dieter guy. Is he here on business? I see guy is with family.
The engineer... a real gentleman. Half a year already here.
Working on the reconstruction of the VW factory...
It'll be better than before the war.
Dieter Powalski.
Fuck it, man, I do have a problem.
Everyone rips the West, and we leave our own profiteers and thieves alone.
Why? Think, why? They're loaded too.
May I?
People would flourish only to see some geeks have their houses busted.
I'd like someone to do that asshole Sefko.
In the war, he charged my mother 150 marks for a liter of cooking oil.
It's charity to do him.
Sefko who?
Bro, I'll sell the Dresden tip to somebody else.
Just do it.
Who on Earth is calling you at this time?
Work, that's who.
Shit, do what you want.
I have ride to the airport, you silly woman.
Don't yell, you'll wake the baby up!
I know your airport. You'll end up in jail, fool.
What jail?! What you talkin' about?
You know what I talk about.
Where shall I put this?
Put it on Russia.
Anything else?
No, we'll call if we need anything.
Lipi, bro, what you bring me?
Lipi brings you a house in Stuttgart.
Guarantee?
Our girl cleans the house. 55000 euros.
Very well...
Stuttgart
Jovo, bro.... Speak to me?
Two houses in Antwerp, one in Einhoeven 100000 euros guaranteed per house.
Sure shot. Money seen in the crib.
Here's the picture, the alarm code... all of it.
That's my man. I didn't come here for nothing.
Antwerpen. Learn from Jovo! Eindhoeven.
I also have a hundred grand guarantee. A house in Dresden.
Dresden?
What Dresden?
That's east Germany.
East Germany? Who does east at all?
Wait, I'm gonna show you.
What you gonna show me? Throw this guy out!
Believe me, it's a good tip...
Sorry, gentlemen, technical problems.
Bro, make me happy?
Sarajevo. -Sarajevo?
You know I don't do home ground.
Well, my bro, that's not right.
Our scum keep their cash under their pillows, in socks...
and banks closed down for that.
Say it.
The house of Sefko the profiteer. So full.
I know Sefko. He was a real coward in the war.
We do him first.
I think now, how you made me do this,
and I said to myself I will never do Sarajevo again.
When counting the cash you'll be all smiles.
I've got no good feeling, hommie.
Clean as tear, bro.
Go, move the car.
Let's go, bro!
Ok babydoll, 9,70.
My wallet's gone.
No rush, you'll find it.
It's gone.
Check your pockets.
It's gone.
It's gone... It was never there, right?
Student?
How about compensation?
See what you make me do...
If you're embarrassed, don't do it.
What did you say you were studying?
Political science.
Fine, fine. Excellent... That's good...
This country needs educated people... That's great...
Cos' we wanna enter Europe. Fine. What year you study? Fourth I guess?
Bravo, maestro...
You'll make it.
Sarajevo is so pretty from up here.
It sure is.
What the fuck...
What up Fudo? Nice tip you gave me.
What do you mean?
Crash his car. Who gives a fuck!
Dear Fudo, what's wrong?
It's nothing.
Man, they came here, they were looking for you.
Well, they found me.
What the hell did you do?
I wanna know it all, cos' I can't go on like this.
It'll be fine, let me just get some sleep.
Azra!
Is she back?
No.
What you gonna do?
Nothing. It's the hundredth time.
She's angry for a day, then she's fine, and so on.
So, it'll be alright.
The problem is, it's been three days... She won't answer the phone. Nothing.
Well, go and see her. Know where she is?
With her mom or at work. I wait to get rid of the black eye,
and to sort out what to say.
Fuck me, man.
This cannot go on like this.
We'll never bet the right score, dude.
Good afternoon.
Could I make dreadlocks, here in this saloon.
Azra, can I see you for five minutes, just a word.
I'm working. Can't you see?
I see.
Not now.
When, then?
Say what you want.
Say it!
Well, you know what I want.
Good bye, have a nice day, I'm busy.
Don't make me beg you. Five minutes, I beg you.
Fudo?! What brings you?
May I come in?
Why would you come in?
You said you'd lend me some money, if I need it.
What money? Who told you that?
You.
Maybe I was drunk. See ya.
It's good you came today. I got some really good stuff.
I'm here to borrow, not to spend.
Never mind the money. Check if you like anything. I'll be back in a minute.
That's for sale, too.
No, thanks.
There! Ten grand Euros, as we said
This is ten grand?
I have ten grand, it's as big as a cabbage head.
Just sign here, if you don't mind.
Fudo owes Sejo ten thousand. Alright.
Add the date too, please.
What do you need that much money for?
Well, bro, I really need it.
Look at that. He sure didn't lie.
Well, congratulations... way to go, my man!
Thanks, bro.
Now, that's something... Cool.
No one has seen it.
Great, 120 horsepower?
1 70, my dear man.
Look: AC, airbags, top-notch technology.
What's the consumption of this top-notch technology?
As much as a lighter...
Check this!
Not because it's mine, but it's really so pretty.
As for design, I give it the first prize.
Can I tell you something, but only if you don't get mad?
Go on. -But you won't get mad?
Don't be a child. Of course I won't get mad.
I know what you'll say. You think it's ugly?
Hold on. When you said you'll get a van for a taxi,
I thought you were just bullshitting me.
Well, you're the first guy in town to taxi in a van.
Sure thing. Remember this day, nothing will be the same again.
The old Fudo, you used to know, is gone.
I don't know. Where did the old Fudo go?
I don't know neither. Why do you need him?
Just wondering who are you then,
. . .you bullshit like him. Like brothers.
Damn, I told you, I want to change my life, and you fuck me.
On top of that, I ordered a suit, I want to feel like a real gentleman.
And I want people I ride to feel gentlemanly in my car.
Excuse me, are you available?
No.
I said, are you free? -I said no.
Okay.
Why don't you take the customer?
I don't want this moron to be the first customer in my new car. No way.
Me moron?
I can't sit in your cab?!
Well, fuck you. I hope you'll die of cancer 'cause you'll have no money
to pay for your medical bills. You fuck. C'monn man. C'monn.
No need to calm me. I'm kinda tolerant today.
You tolerantly shit your pants.
Stupid guy.
What do you want on your business card?
It should read... Fudo Tolja, and a telephone number.
I've already put that... Some kind of a title?
No. No need for that.
Want a picture?
What have you got?
All kinds of things:
a lucky eye, a space, a microscope, whatever.
Here are the samples.
Yea. Here's what I want, like:
the entire globe, lit by head lights from a car.
My name under it, put a golden rim, then, laminate it.
Do you want me to just put taxi and something like always on time,
that sort of thing... -No way!
Can you do this?
Yes.
Super.
Why is he horning?
Did he come to pick you up? -Not for me.
A powerful engine.
Hey, what's this?
There.
What ''there''?
Well, you asked for a change...
You're out of your mind.I asked for a new life, not for a new car.
This car is a new beginning. See how beautiful it is. No one else has it.
I just want our child to grow up not looking at you soaked in own blood.
Don't you get that.
And I just want you to give me another chance, that's all...
I know I fucked everything up, but I won't do it this time.
Yes, you have. So many times and I just don't believe you any more.
Don't say that, please.
Hey, leave it.
Here. Call me if you change your mind.
Azra?
I'll be fine.
Fudo.
Here's a little something.
You shouldn't.
I came to see the kid. May I?
Hey, champ... My champ, daddy bought a new car...
Oh, when you see it...
You happy for it... Me too.
Coffee is ready.
You can't do that to each other.
She's all mess. I know it better than she thinks.
Sabiha, I have to give a ride to my champ in a new car.
No way.
Please.
She'll kill me, take my eyes out!
Well, my son, this is my new working place. Is it good?
Yours will be even better.
Daddy promises.
It won't be easy. First I'll work, then you'll grow up, and we'll work together.
There is nothing man can't do. You'll see what we'll be able to do.
Just great.
Let's see what fate brings us, who will be our first customer in the new car.
Eh, you know what fate is. . .
Don't worry, we can beat it.
We will tailor our own destiny.
Now, let's find someone lucky.
Look a that girl, she's so pretty. What do you say?
No, you're right... Okay... let's move on...
Them? No way!
See how many they are. Too many.
There, look at that gentleman!
That's our man.
Buddy, you took my man!
Hey, lady...
Are you alright?
To the hospital, please.
Easy.
I'm scared.
Don't be. You'll see, everything will be fine.
Let me know what happened.
Miss ... come on, breathe after me ... deep breaths...
Hey, lady... Fucking hell! Sorry.
Hello.
Room 2 is ready.
Room 2, ongoing delivery.
You can stay and watch, sir. -No, thanks.
Everyone does it now. I mean, if you want to.
I'm taxi driver. I just drove the girl here.
I have nothing to do with her.
What's the problem? -No, no problem.
Good bye.
Did you see a Renault taxi?
What?
The taxi, where did it go?
I can't hear.
You. Saw a taxi?
I think it went to the other side. I'm not sure.
The other side...
Don't you move! You hear me!
What is this?
Hold on, let me explain...
Let me explain, for God's sake... -What the fuck you think you're doing?
Stop it... you blocked the hospital entrance.
You fool...
Sorry, my man.
Hey, champ, where have you been, eh? Don't do this again.
Promise you won't go away from me like that. Ever. Promise.
For I will never leave you alone again. Never. I'll always be there for you.
My love.
Wave hi to my mum.
Put the bags in the trunk, and don't ask me nothing.
I wanna be clear. I don't need anyone to tell me what to do with my life.
I don't need my mum tell me what to do. I can make decisions for myself.
Ok.
Whose car this is?
I bought it.
Where the hell you got the money?
See this.
It's got it all, air conditioning, music.
It even has the button to shut me up when talking too much.
Wish you luck with it.
Wish us the luck with it. We turn the page, go forward, for better.
Keyless?!
It sure is great. Congratulations. And good luck.
Thanks.
Only I'd never buy it myself.
Why?
I hope you appreciate my honesty.
If you want me to be totally open about it,
this car is fucking bad. This is junk, I'd never sit in this.
You're not upset, are you?
And why on earth wouldn't you buy it?
It's French.
Well, that's a bonus.
The Eiffel Tower, bro.
What about it?
Well, man, they piled up a mountain of iron and then the whole world admires it.
It's the same with your car. Just look at it!
They weld wheels onto a iron cube, and hit the road.
First, for the Eiffel Tower. It was to show what man's hand can do.
How high can we go in the air.
Just name one head of state who drives around in a French car.
How would I know that?
I'll tell you. None. Not a single one.
Even the president of Poland drives a Mercedes.
Poland?! -Yeah, Poland.
And you know what the Germans did to them in the War, how they fucked them.
Even the Israeli president, he drives a Merc too.
And you know what they did to them!
And why they ride a Merc? Cause it's best. Cause that's quality.
Grosse Qualität. Das ist Qualität.
No, no, no.
Not that simple. Germans make good cars, but they're political dwarfs now.
Because of what they did in the past, and that will not be forgotten.
Dear Hasan, so what...
Congratulations for the new car. Good luck.
I simply have my own opinion.
Today everyone has the right to an opinion.
Good afternoon.
How is the baby? -Good, thanks
Here it is, Dolce Armani. Something for everybody.
Where's that suit for me?
For you, brother, I think it's your size.
This is too expensive for me.
Can't afford it. Too much.
Try it on, let's see it first.
Shit, this track suit is 200 euros.
Well, that's no track suit.
What is it, then?
It's a dress-up track suit. It's made for anything but sport.
You can do anything in it, but you can't do sport.
Don't say.
So this is husband's cup. -Yes.
Twenty... up front.
There are words... lots of words, look.
What does that mean?
Words are coming out... gossip stops...
there is a horse here, dragging something heavy away... or towards...
Just tell me, is it good or bad.
Maybe good, maybe bad.
You have no clue! You can't even work out that he bought a new car,
turned a new page, and you pretend to tell the future.
Let me see.
Give me back my money! -Sorry, no refunds.
Give me back my twenty, or you'll get one across the face.
Get out of my house! -Let it go!
Your job is to tell me that it's good, everything will be fine,
that I'll go away on beautiful trip... blah, blah... to make my day...
as if I came here thinking you can really tell the future...
Shit, man, same Berlusconi!
How does it look?
Fantastic. No shit.
Look at me.
Classic Dolce Armani.
Sejo, is this really in?
What kind of question is that?!
That's it, not taking this off, ever.
That's not in, bro.
Can you go any lower than a thousand?
No, it cost me eight hundred, honest.
It's really perfect for you.
I already owe him so much, and don't want any stupid talk at the stand. Alright?
Sejo, add this to what I owe you.
Want me to give it to you as a gift?
No, no, put me in the notebook.
No problem.
I have something for you. I'll call you later.
Man, I had to beat you. You know the rules.
It's ok.
Have something for my man.
Azra, can you buy us some cigarettes?
I wanted to go out anyway. Anything else?
Brother finally did Sefko's house.
This is yours, as agreed.
That's not my money.
I heard stories about you turning good.
Take the money and let's move on.
I told you, it's not my money and that's it.
What? Say that again!
I know you can kill me like a dog but I will be in charge of my own life.
Fudo, it's not gonna be easy for you.
Why?
I know it from my experience. Have to jump out own skin to make it.
Wait... Hallo.
Good afternoon. Hospital is here. Mr. Tolja?
Sorry.
Congratulations, you've got a daughter.
What did I get?!
Weighs 3kg 200 grams and she is 51 cm tall.
And why are you calling me?
Who else should I call?
Call whoever it is you should call.
What's the job... What's the job?
Whatever it is, I promised to help you.
So, you can eventually pay me back. Get it?
I said I don't want to. -You don't want what?!
To drive hot stuff, or a mobs, or drive a Kurd across the border...
I really don't want to. I won't.
You are joking, aren't you?
Well, I'm not.
Why do you pretend to be nice or something?
You're not in that position, bro.
Let me take that French wonder-car for a spin.
I should go home.
You motherfucker!
What home?
How dare you? That's my car.
All the way 'till you pay it off, that's my car! Give me the keys!
See you in 15 minutes at grill.
Easy, man, I'll come when I want to.
Has Sejo been here?
No.
Great car, man. French have become good! I may even start eating gorgonzola.
Shit, Sejo. I told you I was in a hurry.
Come on over here.
I just thought, you want to be different from others,
so, be twice as different.
I was such an ass, I shark loan you, and then I charged the suit too.
And I wait for an hour here.
That's why this is on me.
Good luck.
And what's the Frenchie like?
A piece of shit.
What would you like? -Just a regular bouquet. Here, this one.
No way! -Excuse me?
No, you can't have that one, but you can have one just like that.
That one, sir, is plastic. The flowers are plastic.
It looks real. -Well, that's why it's there.
Can I buy a flowers in this shop at all?
Yea.
Hey, hold it. That's plastic.
Calm down. It's just a little experiment I do.
I give up. I don't get it.
My theory is that things are, in fact, what they look like
and not as they always teach us, that things are not what they seem.
Yes, go on...
So, when you looked at the flowers, you saw the flowers and that's it.
If they were plastic, you'd see that those were plastic flowers, and so on.
That goes for things and for people.
Really?
Sure thing.
Okay... What kind of a person am I?
You're a man who at the age of 40 for the first time buys a flowers.
I didn't come back to live alone.
I already regret coming back.
Do you hear me?
A small gift for my lady.
Don't think you can buy me with this in a few seconds, but...
I can't say that I'm not glad...
Listen to me. -It's so pretty.
Listen to me, don't interrupt.
I was with Sejo. He offered a job. I'm sure it was a rotten deal...
Are you listening to me?
And what happened?
I refused.
I said I'm out from that job forever.
I want us to sleep normally at night.
Finally you made it.
There... I don't want any secrets between us... that's for the best.
This is bliss... What more do I need.
Everything is just right. I take the remote...
Surf the channels: soaps, music, sports...
Who's playing here?
I go back to the soap...
I switch the TV off.
I put down the remote. Embrace the wife. Kiss the wife.
What are you doing?
Take my wife for a tit.
You... Japan?
Japan, yes.
No China... Japan?
Japan, Japan.
War tour Sarajevo.
Yes. Yes.
This is what we want to see.
Gavrilo Princip, Assassination of Franz Ferdinand... OK...
Bridge over River Neretva, Tito Museum..
This is history.
Yes, history.
Nobody here interested in it.
Yes, why?
I don't know.
Now, you tell me all!
There is nothing to say. - Eh, nothing?!
Really, everything is great.
I forgot to tell you...
Shit, not now.
Good day.
Good day, washing and fanning.
Sure.
OK, this is beginning of our touristic tour.
Here... Gavrilo Princip... pistol... two bullets...
in the head... Franz Ferdinand dead.
Sophia dead.
Baby in Sophia dead. Austria dead.
No souvenirs?
No.
Why?!
I don't know.
Mr. Tolja? -Yes?
I'm calling from the hospital. You didn't sign the admission forms.
What forms?
Well, the forms.
Halo, is that Mr. Fuad Tolja?
Lady, I have nothing to do with that.
Can I come to see you?
Yes, if you come right now. I finish my shift in half an hour.
Ok... I'll be back in a minute.
Still wanna fight? -No!
Sorry for the other day...
I'm really sorry.
It's alright.
It was a special situation... It just wasn't nice of me.
It's ok.
I pushed it too far.
It's ok now.
Sure? -Sure.
Here you are.
The bus station, please. -Sorry, man, I just can't take you.
You're just sick.
Wait...
The delivery was terribly difficult.
How can I explain that I have nothing to do with the girl.
I don't know why you found me.
Where did you get my number?
This is the only document she had.
You could have asked her, she would have told you.
Yes, but we couldn't. As I said it was rough, she lost a lot of blood and...
Please. I really have nothing to do with her.
Good evening! -Good evening!
What's going on? -The girl from room five...
We informed the gentleman, but he has nothing to do with her...
I'm just the taxi driver who brought the girl to the hospital.
She almost delivered in my car! And that's all.
Fine. Sir, we're sorry to have disturbed you.
You fill out the forms, and if social services need anything...
What social services?
A pregnant woman stopped me,
I brought her here. You took over. The end.
Fine, we'll just enter that you drive her here.
That's the truth. Good bye.
You don't believe me?
It just doesn't matter whether I believe you or not.
Doctor, I don't like lies, and I don't lie.
Tell me what to do to prove the kid is not mine.
There's no need to.
Yes, there is.
I don't want my name on some forms.
That's it...
It seems you really want to prove this child is not yours.
Sorry if I am nosy.
I really want to prove that I'm not a liar.
There they are.
Has Fudo been here?
Yes, he left, and will be gone all day.
Why?
He's got a job through the rental company.
He has a group of Japanese tourists.
He plays smart, ha? I've been looking for jobs for him and he wanders around.
I don't know nothin'.
Do you know where they are?
I do.
Music?
Yes, good music.
New music system. New auto. Renault, France.
No Japan, sorry.
Stop! We want to take a picture.
What? -Stop. Stop.
Bobsled course...
One thing... war is hell... people kill, people die...
We know.
Come here.
Picture here.
Is this the symbol of the Olympic Games?
This is symbol for good times. Everybody happy. Everybody smile.
Only joke help. Humanitarian help zero.
One joke. Do you know why kamikaze wear a helmet?
No.
Just for fun.
This is a joke? -Yes.
Why?
I don't know.
It's not funny.
Stop! Hold it!
Get out of the car, out!
Sejo, is that you?
Sejo...
Shut up, you idiot, pretend to give me the money, quick, quick...
Let's go, the money!
The cash! Cash!
You asshole, move, to the forest.
Put your hands down, the joke is over.
You scared to shit, ha?
I don't know how to tell you this, Sejo, but what you did, it is just bullshit.
Give them back their money.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Who do you think you are.
Man, you scared me.
Congratulations, this was really well done.
I'm off.
Bring my wallet back tomorrow.
And my part of the take. Am I in it?
That's the man I like.
Gimme back my gun! -The wallets!
Gimme the gun! -Cut it out!
Sejo, I should hurt you,
just to make you understand what you do to other people all the time.
That's the only treatment for you.
Fuck you!
What you do. . . fuck. . .
Sejo!
Listen, give me an unpleasant look, just once again in your life...
I'll do you...
Is that clear...
The wallets!
You stupid motherfucker.
Okay... all ok.
Go home or go go?
Go home.
Bosna problems, I understand, go home.
Thank you very much. You're a hero.
It's ok.
Picture.
Me? Ok.
Listen, champ, there's something we need to do urgently,
as soon as the sun is up.
We have to build something,
a monument, so people know where they are.
Our own Eiffel Tower... only bigger.
So no one can tear it down easily.
And everyone will smile and no one will cry.
I just told him that some day we'll all live better.
He listened to me as if he get it. Seriously.
Means that it's true.
Think so?
I'm sure.
Sejo is looking for you like a mad man.
What does he want?
People say you shot at him, man...
Do they say why I did it?
I don't know. It's a bit much, there could be some serious shit.
I'll cut him out once and for all.
Fudo, we have to talk.
Leave us for a sec, please.
Listen, buddy... I lend you money and you shoot at me.
I try to get you in the mix for a job and you shoot round my head...
I could fuck you for that!
Actually, I should fuck you, right here, in front of everyone...
But I won't.
Forgive me.
Please, forgive me.
Get up, Sejo, tell me what you want.
I won't until you forgive me.
You really waste all that energy just to show that I was a fake
when I said I'll only do good stuff, positive things.
I didn't believe you. Sorry, man.
But you don't hold a monopoly on this right way business...
I want to prove I can turn a new page, just like you.
Well, prove it.
I look for a good, honest job, to neutralize the other stuff.
And I found it.
You're such a difficult man. What do you want from me? Tell me!
A guy will call you, he's an athlete. . .
You take him to Zagreb, or to Split, I'm not sure.
He missed his plane.
If it turns out to be shit, I'll really hurt you. I mean, really hurt you.
I surprised you positively?
Bro, do you mind if I have a snack in the car?
My mom made cheese pie for the road, but as soon as I'm in a car, me hungry.
Go ahead, I'm like that too.
What sport are you into?
All kinds: chess, tetris...
Sejo says you're an athlete.
An athlete?
So, what do you do, then? -What do you mean, what do I do?
I mean, what is it that you do to earn a living? Hope I'm not too direct.
Crime... I do crime.
Well, my man, I'm against crime and criminals. Totally against it.
Don't say... Good for you.
I mean it.
Well, buddy, why is that so?
Because it's better when people are good, I guess.
Listen here, chief..
My parents were the profesors for thirty years.
Dad was a math prof, and mom was a teacher for Marxism.
Now that's gone, ok.
And with all they did, teaching kids 30 years, and stuff, they've got nothing.
They got reuma.
I know bro, but... -Hold on, brother, let me say my share.
And they are good people. Really good. They have nothing!
If I don't give them money, they'd starve.
What am I supposed to do? To be honest, get a job, earn 300 marks a month?
No way. No fuckin' way, man.
Yea, I work for... -Hold on, I'm not done!
I also won't go abroad to clean European shit.
You know, we are supposed to that.
We Bosnians, Serbs, Croatians, Bulgarians and Albanians.
We clean their shit. That's what we do.
Well, I won't.
I'll give them a hard time, and let them a headache part.
Go right, there.
From here, you're on your own. Bus station, Split. In two hours.
Shit, man.
Don't play any games with me, I have a weak heart.
So, good old Fudo is really screwed.
Who knows what I carry across the border.
You're intelligent dud.
And what if I won't? -Excuse me?
You heard me, you ape.
Get your stuff and fuck off, you motherfucker!
What's my mother done in all this? The woman's in the hospital.
Come here, you idiot.
See this bag, see it?
I see it.
There's 10 kilos of heroin there.
I want this bag on the market in 2 hours. Clear?
Please, don't. -If you do any bullshit...
I'll fuck you...
not mentally, every single day.
Well, help me, be a good man.
Do it for your wife sake. For kid's sake. Your champ.
Anything to declare?
No.
Open the trunk, please.
I'm in a real hurry, sir.
It'll take only a minute.
What's in the bag?
My personal stuff.
Do you mind opening it?
Ok. Good luck.
You motherfucker. . .
See, if there's a will, there's a way.
Just tell me, what kind of a joke was this?
It's just that Sejo thinks you are such a pain in the ass,
this is just to show you what the pain is really like.
Fuck, I was so scared back there.
Did you really think you'll take heroin over the border in a bag?
Just like that? -You never know with Sejo.
Well, you're right about that.
Take care, brother...
You fuck... you stupid, stupid fuck.
Brother, you're already back?
Yes, I am. May I come in?
Common.
Selma, look who's here.
Hi, Mr. Fudo. -Hi there. How are you?
Great.
Let's go!
How was it?
You screwed me again.
What do you mean?
You're really onto me.
Yea, you are screwed and thats the way it is.
You get money for what you do.
I'll write two grands off your debt.
Could you sign here, please?
Straighten the paper, so I can sign.
Is this okay?
Now, we are even, bro.
You are dead man! Dead, get it!
Yeah?
Hospital here,
Mr. Fuad?
Just to let you know that your test results will be ready this afternoon,
so you can come and collect them. -Fine, thanks.
Good bye.
Bye.
Who was that?
Ah, nothing important.
You look suspicious.
Everyone would do it except you, chef!
Come in, it's a free ride wherever you go.
In short, my friend,
when I threw you out of my car, that's my past life, it's gone.
Now, my mission is to make people around me happy.
See, I believe the world with one problem less is better than world with one problem more.
Chef, in short,
you cracked up.
Tell me, where I shall drive you?
Well nowhere, bro, just let me go out!
He stole my phone, little fuck!
Good afternoon, here to pick up your test results?
Yes. Could you please take the flowers to the girl?
She ran away.
Ran away?
This morning. -Why?
How would I know?
Here's the Doctor.
Good afternoon. Please, come with me.
Please, have a seat.
Look, doctor, I know what this looks like, me with the flowers.
But believe me, I really have nothing to do with that woman.
I know, don't worry.
Your test results are done.
And?
Here, the tests show that you can't have children at all and never could,
so you are clear of any suspicion regarding this baby.
Once again, my apologies for the inconvenience, and that's that.
Wait a sec, is this a mistake?
Mistakes are possible, of course,
but not in this case.
A hundred percent it's not your baby.
Mister Tolja,
you are sterile.
But I do have my own baby at home.
Whore!
Fucking whore!
Hello, bro...
Is that it?
Move!
You fucker, who do you beat?! Who?! You stupid motherfucker...
Who?!
Now we are even, buddy.
Bravo. We have to eat it all to grow.
My God... What happened to you?
What happened?
I'll kill you, you whore!
What did you say? I don't understand.
I'll kill you! Understand now?
What's the matter with you?
Who is this?
Do you hear me?
Tell me, cos' I don't know.
Whose child is this?
Fudo, what are you talking about?
Who is the father of this child?
Calm down, please.
My God, what's wrong with you?
Open the door!
Let me tell you all.
Get out and tell me!
I'm scared.
As you should be, you fuck.
We wanted a child, both of us.
We wanted it so badly, but it wouldn't work.
We tried and tried, month after month... and we waited... and nothing.
As if it was some kind of punishment...
And I loved you, very much... and you loved me I think... Right?
Right?
And then, one day I realized you couldn't take it.
Life become bad. Our relationship was falling into pieces...
I decided to do something... Anything.
I did the examination ten times, and it was never me.
Then I lied to you that I am going with Melisa to shopping abroad.
I went to disco, drank as hell, laughed as crazy and picked up one guy.
Then I came back, and waited...
Then I lied again I was going with Melisa to shopping.
Every time I left with Melisa... I fucked...
I was... saving you and me, cos' I love you.
I fucked the others, cos' I love you.
And then the baby came...
You became the happiest man in the world... and me with you.
There... That's my story.
Our story.
Who are you? Who are you?!
Listen, champ!
We have to start from beginning. From zero.
In your life, many times you'll be in situation to choose between good or bad.
You always choose good!
My man, that's golden rule.
Good is just better.
You have to learn it and pass it!
And in summer... You, mom and me we hit the road to seaside...
Gonna be great. You will see.
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